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CARLING CUP

THE TEEN TITANS

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Arsenal FC fielded eight teenagers in Tuesday’s 2- 0 win over West  Bromwich Albion in one of England’s 3rd round Carling cup ties with goals coming from Sanchez Watt and Carlos Vela. The teenagers are running business all round, aren’t they? To tell you the truth, I think it’s only “the professor,” Arsene Wenger that can manage these teen titans. Any other coach (not Amodu) would probably earn the team a quick relegation. Two thumbs up kids, you guys might just win the Premier League before you can legally drink beer.

BORING, BORING ‘POOL

Fred: Leeds United 0- 1 Liverpool

Barney: wait, what did you say? Leeds 0- 1 Liverpool. Wow! Only one goal?

Fred: there you have it

Barney: at least they won. Who scored?

Fred: N’gog, just before the 80th minute with their 2nd clear chance of the game.

Barney: it took them that long against Leeds?

I had fallen asleep when the goal came. The cheer of the fans woke me up. After such a brilliant display from United, it was a pity that boring Liverpool took the day, waking up only after they scored. I guess inexperience will always shoot you in the foot.

OTHER CARLING CUP SCORES

Barnsley 3- 2 Burnley

Peterborough 2- 1 Newcastle

Sunderland 2- 0 Birmingham

Bolton 3- 1 West Ham

Stoke City 4- 3 Blackpool

Nottingham Forrest 0- 1 Blackburn

Manchester City 2- 1 Fulham

Preston North End 1- 5 Tottenham Hotspur

Hull City 0- 4 Everton

Aston Villa 1- 0 Cardiff City

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LA LIGA RESULTS

Racing Santander 1- 4 Barcelona

Sevilla 2- 0 Real Mallorca

Atletico Madrid 2- 2 Almeria

Villarreal 0- 2 Real Madrid

Getafe 3- 1 Valencia

SERIE A RESULTS

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Inter Milan 3- 1 Napoli

Siena 0- 0 Chievo Verona

Udinese 1- 0 AC Milan

THE “CAAT” IN BELGIUM

Dutchman, Dick Advocaat has been hired as the new manager of the Belgian national soccer team. After failing to qualify for the 2010 world cup, the former Glasgow Rangers manager will bother himself with the task of qualifying the team for 2012 European championships.

STRIKE TWO! YOU’RE OUT!

Italian and AC Fiorentina forward, Alberto Gilardino has been slapped with a two match ban after a rough tackle on an Olimpique Lyon player during their UEFA champions league clash last week.

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Bad boy “Gili” is going to miss the next two champions league games. Thumbs up UEFA, lay down the law!

HENIN COMEBACK

Former world number one Justine Henin is making a surprise comeback to competitive female lawn tennis after a time out. She’s going to compete at the Aussie open in January. What’ with the comebacks. Well she might just win like “mother superior,” Kim Clijsters.

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